Gilbert Beilschmidt here, helping you with all your failed marriage schemes and woes!

Weekends airing from 12 to 2, unless I sleep in.
Weekdays airing from 3 to 5!
ON AN OOC NOTE, NONE OF GILBERT'S ACTUAL ADVICE IS TO BE TAKEN 100% LITERALLY. HE'S PROBABLY PRETTY SHIT AT IT.

23rd Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: what do i do when the girl i love won't hang out with my anymore because she's been taken over by this aristocrat and turned all girly and won't go hunting with me! she's probably going to get marries to him soon and IDK WHAT TO DO

STEAL THAT BITCH!!! TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!!

23rd Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: I LOVE YOUR MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnSpOKu9XpQ

Still cooler!

23rd Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc THIS IS YOOUR THEME SONG

NAH MAN

I AM 10X MORE AWESOME THAN THIS GUY!!!

23rd Oktober 2010

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captainkillerkitten fragte: OH DUDE PRUSSIA. I FOUND YOUR HATERS GON' HATE. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laibokmOBW1qcgj1fo1_400.gif NO LIE.

HAHA BITCHES

LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW

23rd Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: What makes you so awesome?

THIS IS NOT A MARRIAGE QUESTION!!

23rd Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: Why do you like dude so much

What the fuck I ain’t gay.

17th Oktober 2010

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WELL I WAS GONNA COME ON HERE TO ANSWER ANY AWESOME QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE FOR ME

BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE WANTS TO ASK ANY!!! FINE!!!!!!!

I’M GONNA GO…………DO SOMETHING COOLER!!

16th Oktober 2010

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ALRIGHT, CIAO, BITCHES

Worked a bit OVERTIME today because it was the first day and needed to give you guys a taste of the REAL ME.

Now have set schedule up on my main page!!!

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE TONS OF QUESTIONS FOR ME TO GRACE AN ANSWER TO TOMORROW!!!

Gilbert, signing off to go play with his awesome dogs!

16th Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: My husband is hundreds of miles away.. We talk everynight, but im not sure.. i trust him but.. what if he cheats on me?

YOU SHOULD VOICE YOUR WORRY TO HIM!!! And then put cameras in his room to make sure that asshole is telling the truth. Trust me, there’s always a chance of that with long distance!!!

16th Oktober 2010

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Anonym fragte: ISN'T YOUR BLOG IN FRENCH

WHAT? NO?